A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on your
clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's
Mother Teresa's clock. The hands never moved indicating that she never
told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands moved
twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life !"
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus
office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
