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da%207%20tonnellate...%20che%20solo%20menti%20malate%20le%20=%0A>%20potevano=20%0A>%20concepire... %20=%0A>%20
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una%20molotov%20cos=EC.
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notizie%20antipatriottiche...
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sono%20coraggiosi.
%0A>%20Invece%20i%20magri%20che%20si%20fanno%20esplodere...%20sono%20dei=20%0A>%20codardi!
%0A>%20E%20allora%20=E8%20un%20concetto%20che%20non%20=%0A>%20capisco:
bene%20contro%20il%20male...
Dio,%20Allah..%20Basta!
%0A>%20Ci%20vogliono%20far%20credere%20che%20sia%20una%20guerra%20di%20=%0A>%20religione,%20di=20%0A>%20culture...
Ma%20qua%20=E8%20una%20guerra%20di%20petrolio!
%0A>%20Ora%20vi%20faccio%20vedere%20quanti%20sono%20i%20petrolieri%20nel%20=%0A>%20governo%20di=20%0A>%20Bush%20
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Sono%20tutti%20petrolieri!...
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%0A>%20Dovevano%20andarselo%20a%20prendere,%20gli%20americani!%20=%0A>%20'Dovevano',=20%0A>%20fare%20qualcosa...
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perch=E9%20pensava%20che%20il%20terrorismo%20fosse%20l=EC,%20e%20=%0A>%20infatti...%20i=20%0A>%20fatti%20gli%20han%20
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%0A>%20E%20noi%20cosa%20facciamo?...%20Bombardiamo%20=%0A>%20l'Afghanistan.
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petrolieri%20americani...%20Allora%20lui%20s'=E8%20dimesso;%20e%20=%0A>%20per%20premio,=20%0A>%20per%20il%20
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Il%20ministro%20Ruggero%20preoccupatissimo%20ha%20detto:%20%22Noi%20=%0A>%20non=20%0A>%20possiamo%20fare
la%20guerra%20se%20non%20abbiamo%20delle%20=%0A>%20garanzie!%22
Ma%20le%20garanzie,%20Ruggero!,%20si%20hanno%20in%20tempo%20di%20pace%20=%0A>%20non%20di=20%0A>%20guerra!
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I%20nostri%20soldati%20che%20li%20facevano%20=%0A>%20scendere...
Sembravano%20a%2010%20centimetri%20poi%20erano%20a%2060%20=%0A>%20metri!
%0A>%20Abbiamo%20visto%20il%20battaglione%20Tuscania,%20i%20nostri%20=%0A>%20valorosi=20%0A>%20guerrieri.
Il%20Tuscania,%20quello%20che%20=E8%20venuto%20al%20G8...%20=%0A>%20
Doveva%20sedare%20una%20rivolta,%20si%20sono%20persi%20a=20%0A>%20Genova!
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abbiamo%20mandati%20in%20Afghanistan!
Non%20li%20troveremo%20pi=F9!...
Dovremo%20attivare%20un%20Chi%20l'ha%20visto?%20afgano...
%0A>%20E%20cosa%20ha%20detto%20il%20nostro%20Dorian?%20Il%20nostro%20grande%20=%0A>%20statista=20%0A>%20mondiale?
%0A>%20Cosa%20faremo%20dopo%20aver%20fatto%20la%20pace%20in=20%0A>%20Afghanistan?
La%20televisione...%20La%20televisione!
%0A>%20Gli%20daremo%20Biscardi%20che%20parler=E0%20in%20afgano,%20che%20=%0A>%20tanto%20=E8%20lo=20%0A>%20stesso.
Costanzo%20col%20burka%20che%20sembra%20un%20comodino%20col=20%0A>%20pizzo.
Gli%20daremo%20Il%20Grande%20Fratello...%20
Loro%20penseranno%20che%20sar=E0%20Bin%20Laden%20e%20invece%20=E8=20%0A>%20Marina...
Vedranno%20Marina%20o%20Cinzia%20o%20Ugo%20e%20diranno:%20questa%20=%0A>%20=E8%20la%20grande=20%0A>%20civilt=E0!...
%0A>%20%22I%20terroristi%20vanno%20combattuti%20ovunque%20siano,%20e%20i%20=%0A>%20paesi%20che=20%0A>%20li%20ospitano%20
saranno%20i%20nostri%20nemici,%20saranno%20=%0A>%20bombardati%22.
Benissimo!
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%0A>%20Hanno%20una%20scuola%20di%20guerra%20in%20Georgia:
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assassini%20degli%20ultimi%2050%20anni:
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hanno%20ucciso%20il%20cardinal%20Romero,%20quelli%20in%20=%0A>%20Salvador,%20in=20%0A>%20Guatemala%20sono%20
usciti%20da%20una%20scuola%20militare%20in%20Georgia.
%0A>%20Come%20l'hanno%20chiamata?
%0A>%20Non%20scuola%20di%20guerra%20,%20no:
%0A>%20Istituto%20per%20la%20Cooperazione%20e%20Sicurezza%20=%0A>%20dell'Emisfero=20%0A>%20Occidentale...
Il%20Cepu...%20Bello...%20straordinario...%20col%20tutor%20per%20=%0A>%20uccidere%20e=20%0A>%20torturare!...
%0A>%20L'occidente:%20un'altra%20parola%20che%20si%20sono%20inventati%20=%0A>%20gli=20%0A>%20occidentali.%20
%0A>%20L'occidente%20=E8%20solo%20un%20punto%20di%20vista,%20non%20c'=E8%20=%0A>%20niente%20di=20%0A>%20geografico:
io%20vedo%20un%20Polo%20Nord%20e%20un%20Polo%20Sud...%20non%20vedo%20un%20=%0A>%20Polo%20Est%20o=20%0A>%20un%20Polo%20Ovest.
%0A>%20Tu%20sei%20sempre%20a%20occidente%20di%20qualcuno...%20=%0A>%20
=C8%20un%20punto%20di%20vista%20che%20non%20vuol%20dire%20nulla...%20=%0A>%20occidente%20da=20%0A>%20cosa?
Un%20californiano%20per%20essere%20occidentale%20va%20in%20=%0A>%20Giappone,%20il=20%0A>%20giapponese%20va%20in%20
Cina,%20il%20cinese%20in%20India,%20l'indiano%20va%20in%20Arabia,%20=%0A>%20l'arabo%20in=20%0A>%20Africa.
E%20l'africano%20sta%20l=EC%20perch=E9%20non%20sa%20pi=F9%20dove%20=%0A>%20andare...
%0A>%20Dorian%20Gray%20fa%20quello%20che%20pu=F2:
%22Siamo%20tutti%20americani,%20come%20ha%20detto%20John%20Kennedy%20=%0A>%20a=20%0A>%20Berlino%22.
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Siamo%20tutti%20americani...
%0A>%20Ma%20Kennedy%20non%20si%20=E8%20mai%20sognato%20di%20dire%20quelle=20%0A>%20cose!
Kennedy%20ha%20detto:%20%22io%20sono%20berlinese%22,%20che%20=E8%20un%20=%0A>%20altro=20%0A>%20significato.
%0A>%20Ma%20noo!%20Per%20lui%20le%20parole%20sono%20=%0A>%20cos=EC.
E'%20creativo!...
%0A>%20E%20l'Euro?
L'Europa%20=E8%20due%20anni%20che%20sta%20commerciando%20con=20%0A>%20l'Euro.
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ci%20serve%20consumare%20le%20stesse%20cose!...
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nostro%20agio:%2054,4?%20A%2055%20!%20Preciso.
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Che%20dice%20che%20ha%20le%20idee%20confuse...
Ma%20e'%20l'unico%20che%20ha%20idee%20dritte!
%22Non%20voglio%20i%20soldi%20da%20chi%20butta%20le%20bombe,%20se%20devo%20=%0A>%20ricucire=20%0A>%20quelli%20che
frantuma%20con%20le%20bombe!%22
%0A>%20Prendete%20una%20bandiera,%20bianca,%20uno%20straccio%20di%20=%0A>%20bandiera,=20%0A>%20senza%20odi,%20
religioni,%20senza%20dire%20il%20bene%20contro%20il%20male.
%0A>%20Cosa%20vuol%20dire%20il%20bene%20contro%20il%20male?%20=%0A>%20
Quando%20il%20bene%20fa%20pi=F9%20morti%20del%20male,%20perch=E9%20=%0A>%20devo%20scegliere=20%0A>%20il%20bene?
=C8%20come%20prendere%20un%20cannibale,%20giustiziarlo...%20e%20=%0A>%20poi=20%0A>%20mangiarselo,%20cos=EC%20impara!
%0A>%20Gino%20Strada,%20voglio%20manifestarti%20il%20nostro%20affetto,%20=%0A>%20quindi=20%0A>%20sventolo%20
la%20tua%20bandiera%20bianca%20senza%20ideologia.
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%0A>%20Mi%20sono%20montato%20la%20testa.
%0A>%20Dio%20vieni%20gi=F9.
%0A>%20Ma%20non%20mandare%20tuo%20figlio.
%0A>%20Vieni%20tu%20di%20persona,%20perch=E9%20non%20sono%20pi=F9%20cose%20=%0A>%20da=20%0A>%20ragazzi...
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%0A>%20Grazie%20a%20tutti.%20Buon%20=%0A>%20anno.